Self-deprecating humor and jokes about my anxiety. Turns out that what didn't kill me, just gave me unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.
I don’t wanna be your boyfriend
I don’t wanna be your best friend
I feel all right in your sticky fluids
'Cos I want to be your worm.
I wanna be your Ecoli
I wanna be your pinworm
I wanna be your v...